Everything I Touch Becomes Immortal

[Invincible] [Comedy] [One Female Lead] [Misunderstood as a Master] [Slice of Life] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger]

Su Xiaoxian transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago, but his cultivation hasn't improved at all.

The System gives him nothing but sweeping, cooking, and feeding chickens every day.

He accepted his lot, opened a general store in a small town, and prepared to coast through life until he died.

But he had no idea:

The chicken he'd fed for ten years was actually a phoenix;

The chamber pot he'd used for ten years was an ancient Great Emperor's personal magical treasure;

And a hoe he'd casually handed over had split the foundation of the greatest sword immortal of the age.

Until one day, Shen Qingshuang of the Tianxuan Holy Land's Enforcement Hall was sent to slay a demon, and pointed her sword at his throat.

The sword shattered on the spot.

The whole city fell to its knees.

Only he remained crouched on his doorstep, munching a sesame flatbread. "Miss, is your sword... not very good quality?"

Everything he touches becomes an immortal treasure.

Yet he himself can't even absorb spiritual energy.

This misunderstanding remains unresolved right through the ending.