An Unorthodox Guide to Tang Monk

I transmigrated into Journey to the West and became Tang Sanzang.

But I didn't transmigrate into his body. Instead, we have two souls sharing one body.

Tang Sanzang and I share the same body.

When he sleeps, I'm awake. When I sleep, he's awake...

From then on,

I get to enjoy the good things, while Tang Sanzang takes the blame!

The Three Realms gained a pilgrim with impure desires, who drinks and eats meat, lives a life of debauchery, and stirs up trouble.

The trials of Journey to the West changed from hardships for four masters and disciples into torment for demons, immortals, Buddhas, and all living beings!

By torment, I mean torment!

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Madam White Bone,

From a medical perspective, your pelvis is tilted a little too far forward...

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Golden Horn and Silver Horn,

You collected my personal information without permission. That's suspected illegal data collection...

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Queen of the Women's Kingdom:

Royal Brother, will eating this really make me live forever?

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Xiaotian Dog:

That monk said he was going to catch me and test my metabolites for immortal cells.

He said I'm a dog, so I can't change my eating habits!

But I don't eat that stuff!

True Lord, save me! Save me!!