Have You Ever Cultivated Immortality? Then Stop Making Things Up Here!

"Some say a good pill is one that makes you feel like you can fly."

Han Run pulled out a handful of Lao Bai-style cosplay props and hawked them to the cultivators.

"I studied under the Blue Ice Immortal of Heisenberg. My pills are the purest stuff on the market. Take them and I guarantee you'll all be flying high."

"I've also got new products, Big Fruit and pills, now available..."

Ye Haochu kicked him to the ground.

"Screw you! This isn't what the cultivation world of my dreams was supposed to be!"

Han Run cursed him out.

"You, a body cultivator who's pumped so much steroids into your brain you can't think straight, think you can talk to me about cultivation? Have you ever even cultivated? You're just making things up!"

"The azure heaven is dead! The yellow heaven shall rise!"

"I am Yang Jian! No, I'm Nezha! Hee-hee, now I'm Sun Wukong!"

The two turned to look at Fang Huowang, who was having another episode, and helplessly pressed their hands to their foreheads.

"Huowang, are you freaking out again? Wake up!"*2