Urban Cultivation: My Primordial Jade Disc Is a Little Out of Control

Lin Chen, an overworked office drone earning three thousand a month, picked up an old jade disc covered in cracks for fifty yuan at a secondhand market. He thought it was just an ordinary ornament, but it turned out to be the Hongmeng Jade Disc, an ancient treasure from primordial chaos!

Legend says the Hongmeng Jade Disc can divine the future, gather spiritual energy, and transform all things, helping its wielder attain the Dao and become an immortal.

But the spirit inside the one Lin Chen found seems to have had its brain chopped up by Pangu's axe when the world was created.

Other people cultivate immortality by absorbing spiritual energy from heaven and earth, meditating in seclusion, and slaying demons.

Lin Chen cultivates immortality with a Hongmeng Jade Disc that frantically absorbs spiritual energy. Milk tea, barbecue, and luosifen can all be converted into cultivation; its deductions of cultivation methods often go astray, coming up with the "Slacking Off Technique"; and when it appraises demons, it can't resist making snarky comments.

In the bustling city, reclusive cultivators and hidden demons begin appearing one after another.

Others are wary of his supreme treasure, but Lin Chen just wants to keep his head down and do his job.

"No, no, don't fight! I'm just an ordinary office worker!"

Hongmeng Jade Disc: [Host, there's a demon ahead. I suggest going all out, and while you're at it, absorb all the tapioca pearls from the milk tea shop next door and use them as spirit pearls.]