The Days When the Master of Metaphysics Was Having Fun in the City

Su Niannian has been practicing Taoism in Zhongnan Mountain for eighteen years, and her master has only two words to describe her: Silly. He learns things quickly but is too lazy to use them, but eating comes first. When he was kicked down the mountain, the master warned: "People's hearts are sinister, so speak less and do more." Result—— On her first day in the city, she squatted on the roadside, eating steamed buns and watching the ants move. The next day, she climbed through the window and entered the banquet to steal the roast duck. She dipped a toothpick in tea and drew a Taoist charm, saving President Gu's life from poisoning. On the third day, she stared at the CEO for three seconds and said, "There is a worm in your stomach that's eating your liver." The famous doctors in the city were unable to cure a terminal disease, but she paid for the roast duck and cured it. Master Xuanmen had been setting up the Feng Shui bureau for three months. She squatted there and took a look: "It's wrong." She changed it casually and the stock price rose to the limit. A master from Maoshan came to challenge her. She carried a bowl of instant noodles through the Five Elements Formation without breaking the noodles on her chopsticks: "You made the wrong formation this time."