Cultivation? What a Load of Crap!

[This is not AI! This is not a polished rewrite! I just like over-the-top face-slapping stories!!] Other people cultivate immortality by meditating, comprehending the Dao, venturing into secret realms, enduring hardship, and praying for the Heavenly Dao’s favor. Ou Chuan cultivates immortality by face-slapping, crushing scumbags, taking down show-offs, tearing up the rules, and getting stronger the more he flaunts himself! After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Ou Chuan becomes a good-for-nothing with a useless spiritual root, looked down on by everyone, and activates the [Supreme Face-Slapping System]. As long as someone acts superior, looks down on him, applies double standards, throws their age around, or condescends to him, his cultivation will skyrocket! A sect genius acts like some great master? One kick and he’s crippled! An elder preaches rules while playing favorites? Get face-slapped in public! A scion of a powerful clan flaunts his connections? Grind him into a joke! The Heavenly Dao talks about fate and reincarnation? Defy heaven itself! What about a thousand years of hard cultivation, ten thousand years of Dao comprehension, fated destiny, and the orthodox path to immortality? Cultivate immortality? What a load of crap! [No romance, no harem, and a bit over the top] [Fast-paced from start to finish, face-slapping every chapter, pure wish fulfillment, no goody-two-shoes, no dragging things out] [Level up through face-slapping, crush opponents above your level, and deal with every fake gentleman who acts superior]