I Give the Immortals Bad Reviews

Chen Mo delivered food for three years and earned nothing but five-star reviews. In return for all that, he got one malicious bad review, a 500-yuan fine, and a furious tongue-lashing from his station manager. Then a bolt of lightning sent him to the hospital, and he found a "Bad Review System" in his head: Anything in the world can be given a bad review. He left a bad review for a crooked business, and the stone lions outside its shop smashed the owner's car on the spot. He left one for a "qigong master" who swindled people, and the master's forty years of cultivation leaked away in front of everyone. He left one for a domineering prodigy from an immortal sect, and the other man's Golden Core split into eight pieces. He even left one for the Heavenly Dao of this world, and a corner of the sky really did collapse. A reporter asked him, "Mr. Chen, everyone says a single word from you can ruin someone's reputation. Is there anything you'd like to say in response?" Chen Mo thought for a moment, then gave a thumbs-up to the camera. "Our store offers seven-day no-questions-asked returns, but I don't accept bad reviews of any kind, because I'm the bad review."