I Defeated the Thousand-Year-Old Boss by Playing Bad Tricks.

"I'm an ordinary social creature. I don't cultivate immortality, eliminate demons, and don't get involved in your nonsense—but if you dare to touch the Malatang restaurant downstairs, I'll fight you to the death." "Wait a minute... You said you are a thousand-year-old spiritual master? Then you are about to have a heart attack after being reprimanded by a little citizen like me. Is it because you are not good at business?" "I can fight back, but I'm not in a hurry. Let the bullets fly for a while - oh no, I don't have bullets, I have you, you go up and get beaten." "What are you afraid of? I've almost run out of life, so why should I be afraid of you, a stinky monk?"