After Binding the Intimacy System, Your School Went Crazy and Chased After Your Relatives

[Ridiculously Funny, Sweet and Satisfying + Interstellar Aristocratic Academy + One Woman, Many Men, Love-Rival Battlefield + All the Men Are Chaste + Everyone's Favorite + Hilariously Unhinged + Rags-to-Riches Comeback] [Money-Grubbing Heroine Who Looks Soft and Cute but Moves Like a Rabid Hare] [Men Who Love Getting Jealous and Desperately Crave Intimacy] Xia Chutang, a nuclear-powered corporate workhorse, lands inside a harem novel where everyone loves the heroine. Everyone thinks she's doomed: kicked out of her home, ranked dead last with E-class mental power, and caught kissing the haughty Crown Prince in public. But the Intimacy System tells her, "Sweetie, romance means money! Hurry up and flirt with the men!" The good news: the five most valuable men are handsome, rich, and powerful. Kissing them is a bargain. The bad news: none of them are normal. Xia Chutang: "Out of my way! The crazier they are, the more I love them!" For a whole year, she brings her workhorse spirit to bear, caring only about money and not her life. I'll just focus on getting cozy with them. I don't care what the men think! The men start to panic. The cool, chaste violinist lets her drag him through every kind of romantic ploy, then kneels and begs her to dote on him. The scheming, frivolous gang boss gets teased by her again and again until he can't take it anymore: "What are we to each other?" The adorable, lovesick national idol kisses and hugs her, refusing to let go. Her gloomy, obsessive childhood friend warms her bed every night, begging her to keep her eyes on him alone. The Crown Prince sneers, "Woman, you're doing this to get my attention!" Xia Chutang nods and bows. "Yes, yes! You're absolutely right!" Back in her little room, she shuts the door. "System, have I made a hundred billion yet? I want to go back to the real world and shop till I drop!" The men: "Come back! You're mine!"