A Little Gold-Gobbling Beast Arrives at the Marquis's Estate

Before Yun Tang's mother passed away, she gave her a dragon-returning flare. If she ever faced a "catastrophe," she only had to light it, and her father and uncle would come to get her. So...

She ran into a pack of wolves and fired a flare, only to run into a black bear that wanted to eat her. She crawled into its cave, ate a spirit mushroom, and passed out. A woman found her and took her home. Yun Tang persuaded the couple to divorce and got kicked out, so she fired another flare. By sheer coincidence, she was seized and put to work, and helped the court discover an illegal mine. She blew it up with a talisman, then fired another flare...

Back in the capital, the emperor and the Marquis of Suiyang were going mad. When the dragon-returning flare lit up again, the emperor threw down his memorial. "I want to see which little brat is treating me like a monkey!"

When they arrived, they saw a little dumpling, puffed up like an angry pufferfish.

"What took you so long? Didn't you say you'd come whenever I called?"

The emperor: "..."

The Marquis of Suiyang: "..."

After Yun Tang came home, Great Sheng was turned upside down. The Princess Royal's daughter was a little fortune-teller! She talked the Prince of Qin next door into shutting himself away. Her lovesick father became a doting dad. She turned the uncle who had been blinded by greed and wanted to kill loyal ministers into a wise ruler. She saw at a glance that the Crown Prince's favored concubine and her family had stolen his fortune and were plotting rebellion. One sentence was enough to scare the second son, who had murdered his father, into staying put. She wiped her nose on the fifth son's sleeve and turned his assassin den into an escort agency. Overnight, she won all of the fourth son's secret savings, and even pointed out that the third son's men were all spies from other kingdoms.

The officials of the entire court were mortified, reflecting on themselves three times a day: Has the little Junzhu set her sights on me today? The little Junzhu really is adorable...