Who Taught You to Behave Like This?

Chen Qian, a folklore graduate of Haicheng University, was in poverty and faced eviction from his landlord. In order to earn 3,000 yuan in rent, he accepted the task of sleeping in the top haunted house "Splendid Huating 1401" for one night. At twelve o'clock in the night, blood mist filled the air, the security door was locked, and ropes hung from the ceiling. The female ghost in red who had died unjustly appeared hanging upside down, and millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were frightened crazy on the spot. Others would have been scared out of their wits, but Chen Qian calmly opened the "Encyclopedia of Practical Life and Folk Tips" left behind by his grandfather: "Red clothes belong to fire, and the only thing that can overcome fire is the water from the source of true Yang... I have just soaked my feet in this basin of 22-year-old pure Yang warm water, which is the big water soup that can overcome it!" After rounding up the mop, the wet cloth with the smell of feet was firmly covering the ghost's face! "He broke into a house in the middle of the night without even wearing shoe covers. He was fined 200 in cleaning fees!" Three red double happiness ignited the case, "The old folk rule is to eat people with short mouths and treat people with soft hands! If you take over my human fireworks, you will lose fifty years of your life if you touch me!" When evil cultivators, evil spirits, and ancient folk evils from all sides arrived one after another, trying to turn the city into a hunting ground, Chen Qian's left hand grew green onions and yang, and his right hand high-voltage electric mosquito swatter triggered the artificial Five Thunder Dharma: "Do you think the public security regulations in this world are just for show? Armed with weapons in the middle of the night, you should get down!" The weirdos collapsed in despair: "Who taught you to obey the rules like this?!"