Please, I Really Don't Want to Become an Immortal!

Simple version: This is a story about a young man who was forced to practice immortality... Serious version: At the beginning, he was deceived into buying a peace charm, which accidentally triggered the opportunity of being the hero of the Xianxia novel. Lu Shengan decisively refused. In this life, I just want to lie down peacefully, and I have never thought about cultivating immortality! But his life changed after that. The beautiful woman on a blind date became a thousand-year-old snake demon; The company you are new to join is a cave of evil; The old man who lives next door is Taibai Jinxing; The most outrageous thing is that my mother is actually a ray of the Nine Heavens Xuannv's soul, and I am transformed from the Sky Mending Stone and Pangu's essence and blood, so... The Monkey King is my younger brother? Forget it, I'm tired. Come on, the world-destroying catastrophe! Just destroy it and let me reopen it!