Di Xiu: Fairy, Are You Here? I Feed You by Eating Soil

[Record of a large-scale immortal blind date scene 1] Fairy Yi Shui: What is your cultivation level? Mo Ye: I don't have any cultivation. Fairy Yi Shui (turning over the table): Why would you like to go on a blind date if you don't have any cultivation skills? Waste! [Record of a large-scale immortal blind date II] Mo Ye (holding up the table) Scarlet Fire Fairy: My requirements are very simple, and I won't mind your cultivation level. Mo Ye: That's great! Scarlet Fire Fairy (shy): Do you have a private house for practicing? Do you have any household magic tools at home? Mo Ye: Yes, there are, but they belong to others. If you want, I can probably borrow them. Red Fire Fairy (turning over the table): Why are you here on a blind date if you don't have any wealth? Poor guy! [Record of a large-scale immortal blind date scene 3] Mo Ye (repairing table legs, gave up in the end, and used the instep of his feet instead) Fairy Yun Yun (slapping the table): I don't like talking nonsense, so I'm just asking you if you would like to test the medicine for me! As long as your foundation is strong enough, you will be in a state of ecstasy for the rest of your life! Mo Ye (turning over the table and touching the instep): Where is the person in charge? I'm a super-special VIP, can you pair me with a decent person? [Under the steps of the large-scale immortal blind date site] Mo Ye prostrated handsomely on the ground, his swollen face pressed against the all-too-familiar soil, full of confidence: If you look down on me now, I will definitely make you look down on me in the future! Waiting for me to cultivate the gods and immortals, I... Passerby (handing over a notice): Hello, do you still want to rent that piece of land? Mo Ye (sitting up, smiling): Rent it! Look at your majestic appearance and extraordinary character, you will definitely be able to become a god or immortal in the future! So, if you rent it for a long term, I'll give you a 10% discount, what do you think?