What Kind of Bullshit Does God Want Me to Change the Ending?

What? Just because I wrote a sad article, God couldn't stand it and killed me. He also let me travel into the novel I wrote and changed the ending. What kind of bullshit is this! Even the dog won't change the ending! Host, Heaven also said that as long as you change the ending, I will give you one million dollars as a reward. (̀⌄́) If you didn't say it earlier, I will save you, I will save you! (^O^)