I Lived for Ten Thousand Years, and a TV Reporter Exposed Me

Lu Xu binds himself to the Immortality System and lives for ten thousand years. He witnesses dynasties, the Republic of China, and modern society, all while living in seclusion in the mountains. Then an adventure reality show exposes him! On the first day of filming, the exhausted host Su Wan comes to his door begging for food. He sends her away with a few steamed buns after casually mentioning that he is ten thousand years and forty-eight days old. The comments immediately erupt in laughter: “He’s lived for ten thousand years? Don’t listen to this old man’s nonsense!” “Wait a second, that old man can stand on water. Is that the legendary water-walking lightness skill?” “Guys, did that old man just chop firewood with lightning magic?” “What’s with the telekinesis?” “Sir, your dog seems a little strange. It’s had its eyes closed the whole time. Is it dead?” Just as the livestream viewers are mourning the dog, Lu Xu says, “Da Huang is undergoing tribulation. He’s about to ascend and become an immortal!” Livestream chat: ????????