In the Middle Ages, Even at a Hundred, I'll Huff My Way to Godhood

There are three major groups here: the Church, young girls, and cats.

There are three major crises here: ideological repression, the terror of the stake, and the Black Death.

"Who are we?"

"The Hakimis of Kerong City!"

"Where do we come from?"

"Every corner, every class, and the depths of the sewers!"

"What do we believe in?"

"Bow to the darkness, serve the light!

Rob the rich to help the poor, creep through the shadows!"

"What do we do?"

"Capture the rats! Save the witches! Set freedom free!"

"Whom do we follow?"

"Mao Die, Mao Die! The round-headed Mao Die who reigns supreme over all the Hakimis!"

When the bells of Kerong City rang, the young Demon King was about to descend. Statues filled the square before the grand cathedral, each one engraved with the authentic deeds of Mao Die huffing his way to godhood.

"Make the Hakimis great again!"