Horror Survival: Every Dungeon's Horrors Beg Me to Behave

[No CP] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Partially Livestreamed] [Overwhelming Force] [Comedy] [Absurd] [Infinite Flow] In a horror game, Ruan Qingmian gets bound to an Extreme Challenge System. One: Pick up the hide-and-seek BOSS, turn it upside down, and clean the maggots off its face. Two: Kiss the vicious ghost behind you, then pluck the hair from his legs. Three: Feel up the hide-and-seek BOSS’s pecs and kiss its chest hair. Damn, I admit I’m unhinged, but even I’m not that ridiculous. As the livestream audience grows, both the players and the supernatural entities are left dumbfounded. Everyone else is trying to survive and clear the game. She’s kissing male ghosts and plucking their leg hair! Everyone else is searching for clues. She’s painting the supernatural entities’ nails and tying bows in their chest hair? Everyone else is wondering how to stay alive. She’s holding a pen between her toes and writing down the supernatural entity’s name... Everyone else is seriously role-playing. She’s giving the supernatural entity a sky-high ponytail. Everyone else is looking for cursed artifacts to keep the entities in check. She’s spent the whole round wearing a tissue as a scarf? Everyone else... Her??? The supernatural entities are baffled. “Sister Ruan, please behave. You’re going to play all the ghosts to death.” Players from all over the world beg her to carry them: “Mad God, we were wrong to call you crazy back then. We admit your absurdity can get a perfect score. Please carry us to victory.” But the masked ghost bound to her watches her antics get more and more outrageous, and can only wail in despair. “Boss, is acting crazy and stupid like this really going to work?”