A Guide to Raising Kaiju Girls

The King of Monsters will reach Earth in three hours. Panic spreads everywhere.

Lin Yan: "Whatever. I'll take care of it!"

A mighty hand of thunder manifests, unleashing terrifying power. In an instant, it's about to crush the King of Monsters.

King of Monsters: "Can't you give me a chance to turn over a new leaf? I had no choice before, but now I just want to be a good person."

Lin Yan sneers: "A monster for a day, a monster for life. Prepare to die!"

King of Monsters: "Wait, what if I'm a cute, 150-centimeter-tall, blonde, tsundere little monster girl with animal ears, pretty looks, white thigh-highs on my left leg and black ones on my right, who's good at video games and obedient in every way, can transform into a mecha, and can cook and make a cozy home?"

Lin Yan wipes the drool from the corner of his mouth, turns around, and solemnly announces to the stunned crowd behind him:

"The evil monster has been vanquished, and Earth has gained another law-abiding citizen! Let's give her a round of applause."

And so, amid applause, Earth enjoyed another peaceful and beautiful day.

A cause for celebration, indeed!