Hilarious Journey to the West: They’ll Lose Their Minds When I Become Wukong

Bodhi: Wukong, how did you get here from the Eastern Continent of Shengniu? Wukong: I was forced to come. Bodhi was stunned... Bodhi: Then what are you seeking? Wukong: To wait for death. Bodhi: (What the hell? This isn’t how the story’s supposed to go!) After transmigrating into the body of Sun Wukong on his way to the Western Continent of Hezhou, he realizes that this classic Journey to the West character is the perfect fall guy. He immediately tries to grab his things and run, only to discover that he can’t get away. In that case, don’t blame me for taking you all down with me! At the Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars, he threatens to kill himself whenever anything goes wrong, driving Bodhi so mad his lungs are about to burst. Is this guy a disciple or an ancestor? On the journey to the West, he sees Tang Sanzang captured and thinks, What’s that got to do with me? He teams up with the three-eyed guy and the vegetable, turning a perfectly good Journey to the West into a series of legendary show-off moments. Whenever trouble arises, Sun Wukong’s first instinct isn’t to fight. It’s to make himself scarce. There’s no way he’s throwing a punch. Not in this lifetime. The demons are frantic. They’ve already announced they’re going to eat Tang Sanzang, but Sun Wukong still hasn’t shown up. So, are they supposed to eat him or not? On the surface, Sun Wukong looks like a reckless good-for-nothing who can’t be salvaged. But in secret, he’s stealing heaven’s secrets and defying fate. He enters the cycle of reincarnation and bows before Houtu, the Ancestor of the Wu, to obtain the Nine-Turn Profound Art and the blood essence of an Ancestor of the Wu. On the surface, he has the cultivation of a Celestial Immortal, but in truth, he has long since reached the Quasi-Saint realm. He’s just waiting for the moment everything blows up, when one battle will turn his fortunes around!