I Raised a Bunch of Psychopaths in the Mountains

[Book Title] "Shanhua Xiaoyuan: The daily life of my whole family and the dog and goose is collapsing the character" [Category] Nonsensical Countryside · Cyber Metaphysics · Everyone's Psychosis Introduction Lin Yi returned to the mountains and took over the "Shanhua Courtyard" built by his father. He originally wanted to create a pastoral IP that would last for a long time, but it didn't work out and it was muted first. His configuration is as follows: Dad Lin Shun, who was poisoned by martial arts in elementary school, named a yellow dog Zilong because "Zi Qi comes from the East and you know nothing"; My mother, Peng Fang, is the god of war in Baogu. She named the geese as ghosts. The five geese are called Dafu, Guigui, Fafa, Caicai, and Shunshun. It's really scary to be poor; His younger sister, Lin Dan, is a former fashion blogger, and is now a full-time live broadcaster of "My dog doesn't recognize his name, but my geese can fly" and has 100,000 more fans than him; Best friend Xie Yan, a deep-seated programmer, quit his job to seek refuge, but ended up repairing WiFi in the mountains and creating a ghost story; There are three local dogs: Black Dragon, Purple Dragon (yellow), and White Dragon. Their fighting power depends entirely on their momentum. They can run faster than his father when encountering problems; Five geese: Dafu can fly, Shunshun can run away, and the other three are responsible for looking alike and collective cheating. Originally, he spent his days feeding geese, scolding dogs, and watching his parents bicker, until one day Xie Yan put a smart collar on his dog—— The yellow dog and purple dragon spin in circles, and the GPS draws a perfect ghost hitting the wall; Bailong's collar was hacked into the system by Goose, and the name of the device instantly changed to "Big Rich"; A round pit collapsed in the konjac field at the back of the mountain, and eggs with circuit boards began to be laid. Xie Yan picked up a vibrating stone. The vibration frequency was SOS. After reading it, my mother asked the dog under the kitchen to stop barking and cook first.