You Said Chinese People Can Fly, Master? Are You Serious?

Lin Xuan inherited his master’s dilapidated Taoist temple. To fulfill his master’s last wish and make the temple prosper, he started making short videos to earn money for repairs. Just then, the meme “Chinese people can fly” went viral. To ride the wave, Lin Xuan used cheap special effects to edit a video of himself flying through the air. The comments poked fun at him: “Master, those effects are so fake. I’m docking you a chicken leg!” “Master, no flying on swords after the founding of the country!” Lin Xuan replied calmly: “It’s just special effects. Believe in science, not superstition.” 【Ding! The Turn Fake into Real System has been activated.】 【Reward: Sword-Flying Technique!】 Lin Xuan stared at the ground three feet below his feet and fell into deep thought: Wasn’t this science getting a little unscientific? … Until one day, a woman was pushed off a cliff by her cruel husband. In the split second between life and death, Lin Xuan flew past on his sword and rescued her in the nick of time! The rescued woman sobbed, “An immortal! An immortal really did save me!” Lin Xuan’s fans exclaimed, “Holy crap, isn’t that our Taoist master?” Bystanders watching the drama didn’t believe it. “Come on, that’s just a movie shoot with wires!” When the police finally revealed the truth, the whole internet was stunned. It turned out Chinese people really could fly! Faced with the media crowding around him, Lin Xuan sighed: “Everyone, believe in science!” Then he took one step and soared into the heavens. Watching that streak of swordlight in the sky, viewers across the internet completely lost it: “Master, you call that science?!”