Douluo: My Spirit is Bifulong, Spreading Mushrooms Across the Continent

[Anti–Tang San, anti–Yu Xiaogang, food-type] After transmigrating to Douluo Dalu, he never expected that the Martial Soul he awakened would be Bifulong, the Sage of Fungi, a being that Genshin Impact players joke is the weakest of the gods.

Though it is the weakest god, it is still a god. Some even say its potential is immense; it’s just not very bright.

But then again…

Bifulong: Enough already! When can I unleash my clones?

Lan Yu: Stop making a fuss. You’re a mushroom. Use some basic biology. Your clones are just fruiting bodies, while your real body is the important mycelial network. You’re a late-game hero, so why are you always trying to fight in the early game?

Bifulong: You know why, don’t you? My power is linked to the number of my clones…

Lan Yu: Of course I know. I also know that the reason you’ve ended up as the weakest god is that you’re brainless.

Bifulong: I’m not! Don’t make things up. I’ll sue you for slander…