Football: What a Rubbish System!

[Having played football, I don't take anything for granted, it's not just random writing] … [Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the national skill package] [Chinese striker: "Fruit Basket God of War" Wei Shihao's violent flying tackle skill module. [Effect: When you commit a flagrant foul, there is a certain probability that your opponent will break his leg. The triggering probability changes with the aggressive attribute value (you must send a fruit basket to apologize after the game). … [Congratulations to the host, you have obtained an intercontinental level skill pack] [Portuguese coach: "Madman" José Mourinho's "catch the mole" skill module. [Effect: Once your team has a leaker, you can always easily find out who is the undercover, instead of it being an unsolved mystery ten years later. … [Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a world-class skill package] [Spanish midfielder: The acting module of "Actor" Sergio Busquets. [Effect: When an opponent fouls, rely on exaggerated acting skills to win the referee's sympathy. The fouling player will trigger an additional 30% probability of receiving a red card and being sent off. …