I Am the Peacock Wisdom King, and I Solo Voldemort

Reborn as a white peacock, Bu Qi thinks this isn't so bad. Being a rare bird is pretty nice; at least the keeper will look after him, and he won't have to be a miserable, two-legged workhorse anymore. When he's happy, he fans his tail. When he's not, he ignores everyone. So what if visitors paid for tickets? If this bird isn't in the mood, he won't put on a show. Then he discovers he's someone's pet. Bu Qi marvels at how rich this family must be. As an ornamental rare bird, all he has to do is keep his owner happy to go on lazing around and getting free meals. Then he discovers that his owner's head steward is a man named Malfoy, with gleaming platinum-blond hair, called Lucius. Bu Qi is stunned... And so, the wizarding world welcomes a new era. Newt updates Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. The Malfoy family finds a new master and a new source of glory. Fawkes the phoenix finds his lifelong nemesis. Ollivander's wand shop gets a new material to work with. Dumbledore grows more and more exhausted. Then the Dark Mark appears once more. The reborn Dark Lord Voldemort struggles beneath the shadow of a peacock. The new Peacock King, King of Fantastic Beasts and Master of Magic, Blanche, proclaims: “May magic forever be glorious, mystery endure for all eternity, and the spirit live on through the ages. May the radiance of the peacock shine upon every magical world.”