Journey to the West: Investing in Longevity, Feeding the Monkey at Five-Finger Mountain from the Start

[Irreverent Journey to the West, longevity stat-boosting, slightly deranged plot, easygoing tone] Chen Zhou transmigrates to the late Han dynasty, thinking he’s landed in a historical setting. Little does he know it’s actually the Three Realms of Journey to the West! Fortunately, he gets a longevity-boosting golden finger. Every day he survives earns him attribute points to improve himself... From the start, he raises the Monkey King beneath Five Elements Mountain and obtains a cultivation method. Then the Buddhists scheme against him, and he’s forced to become a pawn on the Journey to the West. Chen Zhou’s five principles in life: endure, take it, keep your head down, run away, or kill! Chen Zhou: “You Buddhists crossed me and still want to prosper? Take that!” The Buddhists: “Can someone explain why every creature in the Journey to the West world is a monster with a gimmick, yet somehow an outright powerhouse has appeared!”