The First Daughter of Prehistoric Times, Specializing in All Kinds of Green Tea

When other people travel through the wilderness, they either embrace the golden thighs of saints, or they crazily gain merit. Su Tie, the iron tree spirit, travels through the ancient world, focusing on "physical cultivation and logical enlightenment". A certain delicate nine-tailed fox fairy had red eyes and looked pitiful: "Does my sister hate me? It's all my fault for making my sister angry..." Su Tie took out his abacus: "Don't cry. The salt content in your tears is too high and will corrode my iron branches. Your behavior just now constitutes provocation and mental pollution. You will be fined 300 yuan of top-quality spiritual stones. Scan the code or pay in cash?" A certain green tea actor tried to kidnap him morally: "Fellow Taoist Su Tie, you are so powerful, why don't you want to block this catastrophe for my senior brother? Are you cold-blooded and ruthless?" Su Tie opened the "Guide to Calculating the Law of Prehistoric Cause and Effect": "Your senior brother's karma value has reached 9999, and the natural disaster is a precise attack on him by heaven. If I interfere, it will be an obstruction of official duties, and I will be deducted for five hundred years. Come, let me help you insert the lightning rod to ensure that it is split evenly." From then on, there was a steely straight girl in the world who made all the "tea talkers" afraid of her. As long as I have no feelings, your green tea routine will not work on me!