I'm Convinced! I Am a Teacher, Not a Wishing Fountain!

[This story is purely fictitious, and any similarities are purely coincidental] On the first day of school, news from the parent group came to me like coins from a wishing well - feeding, putting me to sleep, adjusting class schedules, 45-degree warm water, and no green onions. She holds a master's degree in education from one of the top ten in the world, but she found that the first problem she had to solve was not literacy teaching, but the bottom-line "you can do whatever you want after paying the money" for adults. Behind every outrageous request, there is a confident parent. This book doesn't make you laugh, it just lets you see how outrageous some weird things can be.