The Shrine Maiden Awaiting a God

What is a shrine maiden awaiting a god?

A shrine maiden awaiting a god is one who, for one reason or another, has lost her job and waits for a deity to take her in and accept her offerings.

The shrine maidens awaiting gods in the Eastern Kingdom seek out new deities, much like unemployed job seekers. Some even go so far as to write cover letters to showcase their abilities.

After pondering for a long time at her desk, the shrine maiden awaiting a god, Dongyun Suo, finally picked up her pen and confidently wrote out her “resume.”

1. I’m good at fighting.

2. I’m really good at fighting.

3. I don’t mind if you already have a shrine maiden. I can fight you until you accept me as yours.

4. I don’t mind if you’re not a god. I can fight until everyone else thinks you are one.

5. If you’re a fox god, I want to use your tail as a pillow. If you’re a rain god, don’t make it rain when I go out. (I’ll add more to this later.)

6. Anyone who sees this resume automatically becomes the god I serve.

“…Is it really a good idea to write your resume like that?”

“I get what you mean. You also have to pay the maximum social insurance and housing fund contributions. I should add that.”