My Warhammer 40K Can't Possibly Be This Cute

My name is Chen Mo. Before I suddenly dropped dead, I was an ordinary office drone who liked playing galgames. When I woke up, I discovered I had transmigrated into Warhammer 40K, that hopeless, dark, blood-soaked forty-first millennium. The good news: I brought a System with me. I can see everyone’s favorability, complete quests to level up, and earn rewards and abilities! The bad news: The Emperor is a woman, all the Primarchs are women, and even the four Chaos Gods are women! Every big shot is a woman! Nurgle, the Plague God, is a chatty girl who follows me around trying to make me take my medicine: “Come on, be a good boy. It won’t hurt once you’ve taken it~” Khorne, the God of War, is a fiery delinquent girl who flips the table after three sentences: “Fight! Fight hard! Bring my damn Khorne army up here! Open fire!” Tzeentch, the God of Schemes, is a two-faced upperclasswoman: “Junior~ Want big sis to help you?~” Slaanesh, the God of Desire, is a tomboy so handsome you’ll be afraid to look at her twice. And my mission is to save the world in this hopeless universe, using the methods of a galgame. Are you sure this is Warhammer 40K? Isn’t it a dating sim? This book is also known as “Dating in Warhammer 40K,” “The Romance Anime That Saved the Galaxy,” and more. Disclaimer: The blasphemous ideas came from GLM5, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Codex, and have nothing to do with the author!