I Really Don't Want to Get Rid of the Demon

Chen Shisan is a wild Taoist priest who travels all over the world. He is dressed in tattered Taoist robes that have been washed white. In addition to the copper coins for charms, his backpack is full of spicy strips and instant noodles. He cultivates Taoism not to help the common people, but just to earn a living - bargain before catching ghosts, get a discount for salvation, lie down but never stand, and deceive never make a move. But underneath this lazy skin, there is a once-in-a-millennium old cunt. He is most dangerous when he laughs, and most sinister when he gives in. He speaks truth but is full of calculations in his heart. They never fight head-on, but only engage in backstabbing, killing with borrowed knives, and fishing for law enforcement. He can make others fight for him without losing a drop of his own blood; he can sell his opponent and have others help him count the money, and then pay the handling fee after counting. His quality is extremely low and his morals are zero. He absorbs the merits of the righteous path, and swallows the evil spirits of the evil path. He eats the food of both sides, and deceives the people on both sides. When he was in a good mood, he would easily catch a ghost, but when he was in a bad mood, he would even kick a passing dog. Trapping people is not out of enmity, saving people is not a kindness, it all depends on the current mood and the degree of trouble-free. Don't talk to him about the justice of the people. He only cares about three things: whether there is enough money, whether the trouble is big, and whether he can sleep for two more hours after finishing this job. The most casual old bastard in the world, his quality is as low as the earth, and his mind is deeper than Guixu. The poor Taoist does not care for the common people, and the common people do not bother the poor Taoist. Who dares to stop me from fishing? I will make it impossible for his whole family.