Bards Can't Save Humanity

"The owner of the building we are visiting now is none other than the legendary mercenary king, god of art, savior of mankind, and passionate poet - Brian." The elf teacher holding a red flag was making introductions to a group of clear-eyed students of all races. "Teacher, teacher, do so many people live here?" "The bastard who invented the big violin, piano, and erhu asked me to take cram school!" "His abstract jokes endure to this day." "It is said that he once said a famous saying, who is a good person who doesn't wear a helmet when listening to music?" "No, our bard's reputation was ruined by his old man." The elf teacher interrupted the increasingly dangerous speech while dripping with sweat. She took a deep breath and smiled again, feeling that her work was not educational at all, like dwarf leggings - useless.