Conquering College: A Funny Guy's Guide to Self-Improvement

Lin Mo scored 250 on the college entrance exam, so his dad chased him down three whole blocks, wielding a “Seven Wolves” belt. To save his life, he was forced to perform an outrageously provocative square dance in front of every auntie in the neighborhood. Just when everyone thought he'd gone crazy... [Ding! The God-Tier Shenanigans System has successfully bonded with you!] As long as you break the mold and leave people stunned, you can draw a divine skill! Except these skills seem a little... questionable? [Catch Chalk Barehanded Every Time], [Master-Level Street-Stall Barbecue Skills], [Shout “Bro, Help Me!” to Boost Movement Speed by 50%]... Once he steps onto campus at a vocational college, Lin Mo lets loose completely. His line, “We're already at vocational college. Who's still trying to act respectable?” goes viral across the internet. His pure-hearted roommate is being used as an ATM by a scheming girl? [Tea-Detecting Eye] activated! The student council president is throwing his authority around? One meme video sends him into public disgrace across the whole school! A rich, handsome rival from the elite university next door brings people to start trouble, sneering that vocational college students are worthless bottom-feeders? Lin Mo drops his goofy grin and leads his legendary roommates in a hard-hitting counterattack, using the most chaotic tactics imaginable to beat the elite academic star into the ground! Years later, while other college students are fighting tooth and nail for 996 jobs, Lin Mo already has the icy campus beauty at his left and his eccentric buddies at his right, cruising in a stretch limousine after buying out the entire commercial district around his old school. “So what if we're vocational college students? Maybe we can't take exams as well as everyone else, but in this world, I know better than any of you how to win!”