Delta Force: Who Turned This Jiahao into Sett?!

“I’m Chu He. I blew through a billion in three days, and I’ve only got five thousand Haf Coins left. I just got kicked out of Astral Dragon and crawled back to the Dam, where I’ve become a total bug!” That’s what Chu He, the Jiefeng mains’ eternal Fireboy, Alliance Yasuo Porridge’s Astral Dragon, and the very essence of Jiahao, had to say. In his very first match at the Dam, a random girl from solo queue found a heart in the bird’s nest. Su Peixia cried out, “Whoa! There’s another heart in the bird’s nest!” Chu He instantly blurted out, “Mommy!!!” To Su Peixia’s surprise, the voice had come from the room of the college guy sharing the apartment next door! [Totally in character for Jiefeng. He’s allowed to call her Mommy.] [He’ll do anything for Haf Coins. He has no shame!] Chu He: “Being born poor is no disgrace. A real man knows when to bend! Mommy! Give me your heart, and I’ll lead you on a rampage through Astral!” Su Peixia: “If you insist, then take it.” When Chu He saw the girl really give him that dazzling African Heart, he froze, his chest pounding! “Whenever the gates of Astral sound! Not yesterday! Not tomorrow! Today! Just today!” “I remember now! I’m not some nobody on the roadside who got kicked to death by Astral. I’m the God King of Noxus, a tidal wave sweeping over the world!” Su Peixia: “Remember, the most impressive move is flicking ash onto the championship trophy while your teammates celebrate and you stand there with your hands in your pockets.” … “My name is Su Peixia. By the time you read this, Chu He will already be mine.” [Damn it! Who turned this Jiahao into a Sett?!] [He’s the top streamer, a nine-time champion at his peak. I can’t even make jokes about him anymore!] [Catch up to Haotian and surpass Zuo Shen! Not yesterday, not tomorrow, but today!]