My Lao Feng Refreshes Every Week

"Comrade police, don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next... My mother is very dangerous, she will refresh it every week!" "This week it's [Mortal World Viewer], next week it's [Round-Headed Old Man], and the next week it's [Puppet Man], [Ancient Immortal], and [World-Eating Dragon]." "You have many mothers... What does your father do? This is called prostitution." "No. I only have one mother." "Then it's your fault. You shouldn't peek when they are getting along as a couple. It's normal for couples to have little hobbies and it's normal for them to do tasks. Don't make a fuss." "But my mother's mission this week is to serve as Chi Yue's spy chief and subvert our Dashun Dynasty. Can you arrest my mother quickly?" "The subject matter is quite varied... Well, what does your dad do for a living? I'll summon your dad and communicate with him face to face." "My dad seems to be the leader of the Demon Suppression Bureau of the department next to you." "?" "I suspect that they are working together. Can they both be arrested and shot?" The policeman was in awe: "You are the 'criminal No. 1' Who wants to overthrow the regimes of the Earth and the Moon, right? We invite you from the Tianlao Palace."