Chongzhen Just Wants to Lie Low, So How Did He Become an Emperor for the Ages?

Bai Yu transmigrated to the end of the Ming Dynasty and became the Chongzhen Emperor, awakening a Slacker System. If he hanged himself at Coal Hill, he could collect ten billion in cash and return to the modern era. Slack off?! The Ming Dynasty was the last bastion of Chinese integrity, and it was teetering on the brink of collapse. You want me to slack off?! Besides, His Majesty just can’t get used to living in this 780-square-meter mansion! He had expected an easy, carefree journey to the fall of a dynasty, but soon realized something seemed off. What do you mean, because I didn’t approve the memorials, the ministers settled their factional disputes to avoid being left high and dry? And what do you mean, because I didn’t approve military funding, the generals were forced to set up military farms and open trade routes, making themselves self-sufficient? If that’s how it is, then I’ll have to make a few moves after all. “Declare war on England! Declare war on France! War, war! Declare war on all thirteen neighboring countries!” Years later, The Chongzhen Compendium of Global Unification took the world by storm. Its first page read: “I have no idea either. I was just slacking off, so how did I end up becoming an emperor for the ages?”