Football: The Richer I Get, the Stronger I Become, and I Score Only Wonder Goals

In a parallel world, Lin Feng, a substitute attacking midfielder for the Huaxia national team, obtains the Jiahao System. On the pitch, every Jiahao-style play earns him Swagger Points.

At that moment, Huaxia are trailing Sakura 1–3 at home, and Lin Feng comes on as a substitute in the 61st minute.

Everyone on the pitch is a little Jiahao, but Lin Feng is the Jiahao among Jiahaos.

Two minutes after coming on, he sends a graceful curling shot straight into Sakura’s net. If not now, when?

In the 97th minute, two goals. Ladies and gentlemen, the suspense is back! The young Lin Feng celebrates for a full half-minute! Even with a stopwatch, I never expected him to be so precise.

As the commentator exclaims in excitement, who could have imagined that in 2026, in the land once home to the Maya civilization, with the Rocky Mountains, Niagara Falls, and the Yucatan Peninsula, Huaxia would sew on its first star.