While Others Fight Political Battles, I Hire Workers, and Accidentally Become Empress

[No Romance + Absurd Comedy + Political Intrigue + Strong Female Lead + Feel-Good Story] After the Qin Prince’s intellectually disabled commandery princess, Yun Xiao, fell into the water and woke up, she was treated to a mysterious organization’s deadly assassination combo, and began dancing on the edge of death every day. Other people’s Systems carried them to victory. Hers tried to kill her: her rescue points were tied to her lifespan, and if she failed to save someone, a countdown to her death began on the spot! Yun Xiao was utterly furious. While investigating the assassination attempts, she launched a campaign to save people. She passes by a broken engagement? She snatches the groom! She kidnaps the second daughter of the Gu family and kicks the scumbag straight into a doghouse. She witnesses a palace struggle for the emperor’s favor? She snatches someone again! Why are you kneeling? You know exactly who gave the emperor what drugs. Now that’s a talent! She’ll bully a man today and dominate a woman tomorrow. Every down-and-out talent in the capital, every discarded pawn in the palace struggle, every unlucky soul who backed the wrong side, come straight into this commandery princess’s arms! She loudly berates the officials in court, then heads to the Imperial Academy after the session to snatch up the prefect’s son who’s being bullied. The capital’s noble clans are all on edge. Just when they finally hope to see her exiled to the border, Yun Xiao takes off instead. Other people’s generals: “Charge!” Yun Xiao: “Anyone who feels their talents are unappreciated, anyone whose boss is making life difficult, anyone who hasn’t received their military pay, line up on the left. This commandery princess will interview you right here. Meals and lodging included!” The enemy general fumes: “Are you waging war or hiring staff?” The richest merchant pledges loyalty to her, the strongest military commander joins her, and even the scholars and patriots of the realm look to her. Facing her subordinates’ eager eyes, Yun Xiao keeps backing away. “Hey, are you rebelling against your own side? Don’t come any closer! Who told you to bring out the imperial robe?” Serious synopsis: Who cares if the realm is beautiful, or if the throne is too high? The whole world belongs to me. I’ll take it all, people and land included!