My Glitched Comments Came True

“I suspect I’m living in a ruined martial arts world!”

“Why?”

“Because comments keep scrolling across my vision, and every one of them is complete nonsense.”

“What are comments?”

“Sentences that float before my eyes.”

“Oh? What nonsense are they talking?”

“They say foxtail grass is a sacred medicine that can rebuild your martial arts foundation if you eat it.”

“What else?”

“They say the great medicine cultivation method passed down by the reclusive ancestor of the Mo family is the Swallowing Heaven Demonic Art of the cultivation world.”

“Anything else?”

“They say the pile of sheep dung I picked up is an immortal elixir that extends your life by sixty years. I put it up for auction, and all the powerful nobles went wild bidding for it.”

“Mm, I’m taking notes. Go on.”

“They also say Her Majesty the Empress is a true dragon among mortals and can form a contract with divine beasts, so I came to give it a try.”

“How dare you! This is a crime against the throne, punishable by the execution of your entire clan!”

The next instant, tribulation clouds stretched for tens of thousands of miles above the Imperial Palace, and thunder roared.

A colossal golden dragon burst through the palace roof and soared into the heavens, bathing in the tribulation lightning.