I Just Want My Entire Clan Executed, Why Is It So Hard?

我只是想被诛九族，怎么那么难？

by Love Song In Falling Snow (飘雪恋歌)

Status: Completed
Length: 102k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Alternate History
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

Bad news, number one: I hit the jackpot!

Good news, number one: I became one of the Transmigration Administration's success stories and transmigrated successfully!

Good news, number two: The moment I arrived, I discovered my transmigrated father was dead. I was now in charge of the family, and he had left me a fortune!

Bad news, number two: My relatives saw that I was the only one left in the family and came drooling, hoping to seize all our property!

Good news, number three: I awakened a System as soon as I got here. All I had to do was complete a mission, and I could go back and receive 36.1 billion dollars to live like a rich man!

Bad news, number three: The mission was to kill 361 of the original owner's relatives, without doing the killing myself!

In the end, to complete the mission, Song You decided to rebel and make the imperial court execute his entire clan. That way, he could finish the mission and go home!

But can someone tell me why, as I sat eating hot pot and leading a rebellion while waiting for the court to wipe out my clan, they insisted on putting a coat over my shoulders because it was cold?

And why is this coat yellow, with several dragons on it?!!

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