Siheyuan: I'm a God of War, Who Dares Mess with Me?

After transmigrating into Love in the Courtyard, he became Silly Zhu. Yi Zhonghai was still plotting to make him his retirement plan, Qin Huairu's family was waiting to bleed him dry, and Xu Damao was figuring out how to steal Lou Xiao'e away. But He Yuzhu got the System's sign-in first. With flour, rice, and pork in hand, he promptly stashed every valuable thing in the house in his spatial storage, leaving only a few pounds of cornmeal out in plain sight. At the whole-compound meeting to raise money for the Jia family, Yi Zhonghai took the lead by donating fifty yuan, expecting Silly Zhu to chip in thirty. He Yuzhu stood up and donated two yuan, then pulled the First Uncle aside in front of everyone. “Brother Jia's compensation was four hundred and fifty yuan. How could that not be enough? I need to save my money to get married. You can't just put away a dowry for Banggeng and leave me to die without descendants.” Yi Zhonghai's face turned green, while Deaf Granny shook her head inside her room. Xu Damao had just come over to make trouble when He Yuzhu grabbed him by the collar. “The First Uncle says you're the one badmouthing Brother Jia behind his back.” Everyone in the compound turned to look at Yi Zhonghai. The First Uncle gritted his teeth and admitted it. He Yuzhu tossed Xu Damao to the ground, dusted off his hands, and headed home. You can take the blame for this one.