The Brave Eunuch, Eunuch Wei

“Back then, you called me Little Wei, and I never held it against you. But now… I’m still Little Wei.”

Don’t rush. Let me finish.

My name is Wei Changan, an insignificant little eunuch in the Sutra Repository of the Great Sheng Imperial Palace.

The day I transmigrated, the original owner had just died from the pain of being castrated. Let me tell you, it was a real killer.

Luckily, Heaven gave me a golden finger: [A Day Like a Year].

What does that mean? Every day that passes gives me another year of life. A hundred years? Two hundred? As long as I want to live, even the King of Hell will have to wait in line.

And that’s not all. I can use those years to deduce cultivation techniques and martial skills.

That’s right, it’s the kind of deal where I can close my eyes, practice in my mind for a hundred years, and open them to find that only the time it takes to burn a stick of incense has passed.

I figured, since I had plenty of time to live, I might as well lie low.

The Sutra Repository was perfect: remote, quiet, and overlooked, with martial arts manuals free for the taking.

Peerless techniques and divine arts that had never been seen before? I used my years to deduce them and quietly mastered them all.

I planned to lie low until the end of time. But who could have guessed that after six emperors in a row were done in, powerful ministers would take control of the court, leaving the newly enthroned young emperor in constant fear?

I thought it over and realized this wouldn’t do! If the emperor died too, the whole realm would descend into chaos!

So I secretly stepped in to help the young emperor topple the powerful ministers, reclaim imperial authority, and revive Great Sheng.

And then you know what happened: from a little eunuch in the Sutra Repository, I rose to oversee the Office of Investigation, the Imperial Attendants, and the Imperial Guard. I was appointed Regent, made a duke, and hailed as the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old. In the end, I became the universally known “Acting Deputy Emperor” and “Sage Father of the Realm”…