Infinite Naruto: Grind Your Way to Talent Points

“Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to go to the world of Hokage... and eat beef?”

Lin Chuan, an unemployed Hokage fan stuck at home, sees the tempting prompt from the Lord God pop up on his computer. He only reads the first half before giving in and clicking it with his mouse. But as soon as he clicks Yes, he regrets it, wishing he’d installed an anti-scam app on his computer.

“Damn it, where’s the beef you promised? Why am I being thrown straight into the Shinobi World War?”

Beef: “You picked it yourself, buddy!”

“Damn, you’ve got me there.” Lin Chuan gets angry, then calms down almost immediately. In a fit of irritation, he grabs a pebble from the desk and throws it, hitting a clay jar in the corner. A prompt instantly appears in his mind.

[Throwing proficiency +1 +1 +1]

“Wait, that works too?” Lin Chuan figures it’s better than nothing. He can still grind like crazy and change his fate!

[Kunai Throwing +1], grind like crazy until [Never Misses]

[Body Flicker Technique +1], grind like crazy until [Instant Arrival]

[Water Clone +1], grind like crazy until [Impossible to Tell Apart]

Years later, the old geezer who doesn’t eat beef gradually comes to accept it. He didn’t grind himself into godhood. His strength today, and his place at the pinnacle of the shinobi world, are all thanks to his own hard work: adding points.

Max out everything!