Zhu Di: My Son Is the Natural God of War.

Let me start with the conclusion: My fourth child, Zhu Mo, is not a human being, but a walking natural disaster. Ever since my father, Zhu Di, picked him up from the back mountains, our family has had only one mission: to manage this "humanoid weapon." [How my father Zhu Di uses it: precision guidance] Zhu Di: "Mo'er, did you see the man holding the big flag in front? Rush over and carry him back to Dad." Result: I dug back the big flag along with the soil in a radius of ten meters. Zhu Di: (eye twitching) "... Well done." [How to use my elder brother Zhu Gaochi: Huairou and comfort] Zhu Gaochi: "Mo'er, it's windy outside, don't run around. Big brother has prepared your favorite elbow for you." Result: I took down the door of the imperial dining room because of the smell. Zhu Gaochi: (wry smile) "It's okay, Mo'er is hungry, let's make another one." [How to use my second brother Zhu Gaoxu: Let yourself go] Zhu Gaoxu: "Fourth brother! Follow me! Whoever disobeys will be killed!" Result: I accidentally threw him and his horse into the moat. Zhu Gaoxu: (thumping in the river) "Grass! I want you to kill the enemy!" [How to use military advisor Yao Guangxiao: metaphysical deception] Yao Guangxiao: "Fourth Young Master, I am a poor monk observing the sky at night. You should be quiet today and not move. Otherwise, you will lose your royal energy." Me: "Oh, monk, you are blocking my sunshine." (Move him and his futon three feet away) Yao Guangxiao: (putting his hands together) "... Amitabha, the poor monk's Taoism is still shallow." After my father Zhu Di ascended the throne, the historian wanted to write a biography for me and asked my father how he would evaluate me. Zhu Di only wrote four words on the paper: "The most important weapon of the country."