I Sold Talismans During the Live Broadcast at the Beginning, and Netizens Made Me Become an Immortal on the Spot.

I sold talismans during the live broadcast at the beginning, and netizens made me become an immortal on the spot. Lin Xiaoxiao graduated from the 985 Department of Philosophy but became an unemployed Taoist non-staff member. When Lin Xiaoxiao was kicked out, she accidentally picked up a "Contemporary Metaphysics Internet Marketing Practical Manual". Others rely on meditation to cultivate immortality, but she relies on live streaming to increase her spiritual power! Barrage = cultivation, reward = mana, the higher the popularity, the more invincible! In order to make money to rent a house, she tearfully went online to sell charms: Anti-hair loss charm 9 yuan 8, free shipping on every exam, peach blossom charm buy one get one free! The main theme is: feudal superstition is not advisable, we only sell psychological comfort. The first broadcast was a social disaster: she put anti-escaping talismans on programmers, and the talisman flew and stuck to the city management vehicle. She performed a street car flying on the spot, and it directly became a hot search in the city! Netizens laughed like crazy: "Anchor, stop selling talismans and become an immortal right where you are!" From then on, Lin Xiaoxiao embarked on the road of no return: Quantum fluctuation shorthand, jumping to kill a good-looking anchor, using a Tesla coil to cosplay the King of Thunder... The more sophisticated you are, the more outrageous your spiritual power becomes. The top brother on the list @naturally scolds her for being vulgar every day, but he ranks first with Rockets. His true identity is actually a handsome guy from the Xuanmen family! The wronged best friend, the one who expresses disdain for his body and mind, and all the fun-loving people from all over the Internet gathered in the live broadcast room. Others cultivate immortality and seek the great road, but she relies on happiness to cultivate spiritual power. When the city was invaded by "Lezi Monsters", Lin Xiaoxiao started a live broadcast: "Today's activity - catching up on the internet's hot memes!" The barrage exploded, and the spiritual power was full! Lin Xiaoxiao held up her milk tea and smiled at the camera: "What kind of immortality do you want to cultivate? Making everyone happy is the top level of cultivation!" Nonsensical whole life | Live broadcast of metaphysics | Hilarious cultivation of immortality | Relaxing and refreshing article