You Asked Me to Report Illegal Parking, So Why Did I Clear the Most Wanted List?

Lin Yaozu transmigrated into his parallel self, and from the start, every path to success was all but blocked. With dyed blond hair and tattoos all over, he never committed any major crimes but was always getting into minor trouble. He went hungry nine days out of ten, and trips to the police station became routine. By chance, Lin Yaozu caught a thief and earned a five-hundred-yuan reward. Suddenly, he felt like he’d discovered a whole new world. Officer Zhao: “Hey, Xiao Lin! Here, have a secondhand phone. You can report three or five traffic violations every day and make enough to get by.” Lin Yaozu: “Old Zhao, don’t worry. I’m sworn against gambling, drugs, and crime.” Officer Zhao: “???” Day one. Lin Yaozu: “Old Zhao, get over here! I found a gang of thieves, about thirty or fifty of them.” Officer Zhao: “I’ll come take a look in a bit.” Day two. Lin Yaozu: “Old Zhao, I caught an A-level fugitive. He’s right...” Officer Zhao: “Got it. I’m bringing a team over right now.” Day seven. Lin Yaozu: “Old Zhao, I’ve found a few spies. Get over here...” Officer Zhao: “...” A month later. Lin Yaozu: “Old Zhao, I found a major drug-trafficking organization...” Officer Zhao: “Can you take a couple of days off first? Give yourself a break, and give us one too.” Lin Yaozu: “I just happened to find it while I was on vacation...” Officer Zhao: “Boo-hoo, I’ll never finish writing up these case files. There’s just no end to them...”