On Qingming Day, on my way home from sweeping the tomb with my husband, a Taoist priest blocked my way. "Girl, I see your hall is dark, and there may be some disaster coming!" I quickly asked: "Master, is it a disaster of blood and light?" But the master twirled his beard and looked at his husband: "No, no, it is a man-made disaster. I can see that the person next to you has a new love!" "The woman has a cinnabar mole behind her right ear, and she has been secretly communicating with him for half a year!" I was shocked: "Oh my god. ! Isn't he talking about my sister-in-law?" Song Shilin turned pale and interrupted sternly: "What are you talking about, you charlatan! My wife and I have a very good relationship!" "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will call the police!" As he dragged me home, Song Shilin asked me, "Wife, you don't really believe that lunatic, do you?" I shook my head, how could I? Because I found that so-called master.
