On New Year’s Eve, my husband drank too much and fell into a deep sleep on the bed. I unlocked his phone and sent a message to his group chat with his friends:
[Guys, guess which woman I’m with right now?]
The chat, which had been dead quiet, instantly exploded!
[Holy crap! You’ve got guts, Jing! You’re sneaking out to find that innocent-looking temptress tonight, right under your wife’s nose?]
[Looks like Jiang Chun really lives up to her name. She’s even purer than your wife was back then. No wonder she caught your eye, Jing.]
[Delete that message, quick! Jing hates it when anyone talks about his wife. He’ll skin you alive!]
