Can You Perform the Five Thunder Rites? Just Call Yourself a Purple-Robed Celestial Master

[Only I Have Extraordinary Powers] [I Livestream from the Mountains, and the Authorities Ask Me to Come Down and Catch Demons] [You're all Violet-Robed Celestial Masters? Then allow me to demonstrate my thunder magic!] Zhang Xuan transmigrates to a parallel world. Here, Taoist priests don't know magic. They just preach and philosophize. So Zhang Xuan becomes the only Taoist priest who can use magic. Zhang Xuan is dumbfounded. “You fight zombies with pistols and metal swords?” “If someone gets bitten by a zombie, you just bandage them up? Cut off their arm to save their life?” “I told you, vampires aren't afraid of peachwood swords. You have to use thunder magic!” “Can't keep the elevated highway in the Demon Capital standing? There's an evil dragon underneath it! Feed it, and use thunder magic to feed it!” And so... “What? A peachwood sword can take down zombies in a single swing without making a sound.” “Slap a talisman spell on a vengeful spirit, and each one kills instantly.” “Artificial rainmaking is too powerful. The meteorological bureau is begging the Celestial Master to stop using his powers.” Celestial Master Zhang Xuan became famous, and Taoist priests all over the world rose up, each claiming to be the true successor of the Taoist faith. That is, until Zhang Xuan flew on his sword in his livestream, summoning thunder with one hand and filling the sky with lightning. “Do any of you even know the Five Thunder Righteous Method? How dare you call yourselves Violet-Robed Celestial Masters?”