Quan Qi Ming: My Uncle Is Hai Rui

My name is Haixing. I was a scholar at the age of twelve and had some proficiency in swordsmanship and archery. At the age of fifteen, I joined my uncle, Hai Rui Haigangfeng, who was a Beijing official. Who would have thought that during the day, he would be holding "Da Ming Law" to help his uncle write "Public Security Shu" to scold Emperor Jiajing, and at night, he would have to carry a matchlock gun to convince people with virtue. That is, during these days and nights. I discovered that there was a gentry Freemasonry in Xuge Lao, that Zhang Taiyue would visit Epstein's island in the Ming Dynasty, and that even the death of Emperor Longqing had secrets. So I told little Wanli, who was about to go crazy because of the pua: Oda Nobunaga has already appeared on the Japanese stage, and Spanish treasure ships are sailing in the Pacific. If you want to stay in a villa on the beautiful island of St. Helena for a long time, let me be your first assistant. Right, right, in the meantime. In the forty-fourth year of Jiajing, I inherited millions of assets from the remnants of the Yan Party. In the second year of Longqing, I won three yuan in a row. In the first year of Wanli, my uncle Laoshu gave birth to a son. Later, I supplemented the military pay of the Qi family army and warned Li Chengliang not to accept adopted sons... But these are all trivial matters, not worth mentioning in front of the prosperous Ming Dynasty and I.