I, Gu Linyuan, Am the Most Obedient Young Master on the Internet

Gu Linyuan continued to be depressed. What kind of education did he receive since childhood? You need to pass level 10 in piano, you need to be good at calligraphy, you need to be able to host a tea ceremony in tea ceremony, and you need to be able to overcome obstacles in equestrian. The old man said that men of the Gu family want introverted elegance, not extroverted tackiness. But now? He picked up his phone and saw the video of the village cadre named Lin Xiaobai - a black tight vest, strong biceps, holding a big persimmon, with the text: "Bao, do you want to eat a persimmon?" Views: 20 million. The comments section were all filled with "Brother, pick me up", "This persimmon looks delicious" and "Already placed an order". Gu Linyuan was silent. He looked down at himself. He has a body that has been working out all year round, with eight-pack abs looming, and his skin is the kind of cold white skin that was raised indoors, coupled with this face that has been praised by countless celebrities... No, it can't be done. How could he, Gu Linyuan, take this route? The phone rang, it was Grandpa's video call. "Linyuan," the old man said with a smile on the other end of the video, "I heard that the sales of persimmons this year are not good?" Gu Linyuan's heart skipped a beat: "Grandpa, I'm thinking of a way..." "I thought of a good idea." The old man interrupted him, "I saw a young man on the Internet who took off his clothes and sold persimmons, and the sales were pretty good. Our family's business has been established for so many years, we can't lose to a guy wearing a vest, right?" Gu Linyuan: "..." The old man: "I'll give you three days. If you can't sell one million catties, you can become the women's director in the village." The video hangs. Gu Linyuan held his mobile phone and stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the persimmons all over the mountains and fields. For the first time, he felt the absurdity of life.